People of the Porch: A joyous life.

Not for people who get offended.....

1. Suck a bag of dicks (especially if you think farts aren't funny)/cunnilingus/pay attention to your person.
2. Wear costumes.
3. Use intoxicants, or continue so.
4. Drink a lot of beer.
5. Spend most of your life on the porch. 
6. PAV: Protein And Vegetables.
7. Exercise like a muthafucka!
8. Listen to good music...constantly.
9. Dance!
10. Don't give too many fucks.
11. Power of suggestion.
12. Get shit done. 
13. When in doubt, smoke it out.
14. Go to the beach. Remain.
15. Manage yo' products!